Sunday, January 25, 2004
Dear Laura,
Stop procrastinating and go write your english journals.
love,
Nadja
Stop procrastinating and go write your english journals.
love,
Nadja
Saturday, January 17, 2004
The PORN bible!!!
Glass vase cello case begins this epic tale. In the beginning there was the word and the word was word. And then from its rib sprung porn, and they had a child named pot. But sometimes they called him pacalolo, and other times, Jesus. Laura takes pictures, of cigarettes floating over keyboards and ashes. This is a the girl in front of the computer screen in the computer lit room, but now we leave this heroine to her cigarettes and move onto the Parisian.
Um Um Just type these lyrics and dance. Ashes in the keyboard symbolize the ASHES OF CHRIST, because our lives exist only for religious symbolisms. But Jesus was just one writer and we are just three lonely writers. Like the three kings of Jesus we are his messengers. But you may be his messengers but you are a nerd. One was a nerd, one was a drunk, and the other was a sex fiend. Make a pulse. This is how I feel about my life. You’re just transcribing. Except that she has a shorthand machine which is way fucking cooler than your dell
I have a butt! I feel like I could just feel myself up and be fascinated for life. I feel like I’m going to be embarrassed in the morning. You actually put it in italics? I’m always embarrassed but don’t be cause she’s such a woman.
If it all came down. You didn’t type magnetic fields. You fail at life! Dfucker! I’m a duhfucker. Hahaha. Well guhfuck you I’ll duck fuck you. This was really hgood at first
But then those goddamn sinners came and they don’t realize it they just keep masturbating. I don’t have anything to feel!
And it all comes down
Ok! Back to the bible! Because we have only a simple message, few words which penetrate deep into the soul. Our message, our one and only message is: “ Why don’t you guess it, you dumb sheet-head.
We don’t know much but we do know this; people need to have sex. Like Montgomery!!! But you should also have sex before you’re married, because otherwise you’ll marry someone horrible, and you’ll still be mean to people, kind of like Montgomery. Although, I don’t think Montgomery has lost his virginity yet. Who would fuck you?
And you might stop having sex because they’re telling you you’re ugly cause you’re OLD.
On the subject of old people, sometimes they’re smart and sometimes they’re dumb. But they are beautiful and they have long silvery hair. When I grow up, I want to have long silvery gray hair.
What comes next? More sex. Because this is after all, the porn bible. It is? Yes. Who knew? You are a friendster.
I am a made to order friendster picture, liar. Achooooooooo achooooooooo achooooooooo hark to the wisdom of Christ! Christ is a stoner, ach-ats why we love ‘im. I am a manly shed. I am a mangy nerd. Huhuhuhu. Manly shed! Because manly is like penis. HOHO! My legs go vagina. TO vagina or NOT to vagina. But that’s not at all the question.
Sinners and saints beware what you do but especially saints because Jesus forgave “them [sinners, but I suppose them sinners is a bit too gangster for our man Christ] they know not what they do, but he never thought to send god the forgive saints too they’re even better than sinners memo. So you saintly men, you may be gay, for Patrick is a saint and he is gay and this all proves everything. You don’t even need blind faith. And if this has skipped a beat or two, check for brain damage or early onset Alzheimer’s, and also sobriety. In case of the latter a dose of pot would be necessary. Well that dose is big. And if that fails, also there is wine. This is the night of porn. It was lesbian, well u know fake lesbian porn, this is a bible.
Suggestion 3333333333: 3 is a good symbol.
Suggestion 3333333334: Do not talk to god if u make fun of the seekers at home and sin a lot. This is more for sinners than saints because god is a good guy but he doesn’t know how to take jokes, and if u talk to him in ur head on escalators because they are finally working and u are so tired that if they hadn’t been u might have cried and u just want it to keep working all that way to the top and apologize for making fun of him, he’ll confer with mr nieves and find out how many times u’ve been late, and not take ur excuse and haul out and STOP the escalator.
Nadja would make a great porn star. Aspire to be sexy, because why not. SEX IS A NECESSARY PART OF LIFE.
Suggestion 3333333335: shorten suggestion numbers
Suggestion 3333333336: Shove it up ur ass.
Suggestion 3333333337: here begin shorter numbers.
Suggestion 1: When u can’t stand up straight sit down, like laura and Nadja but Nadja can’t sit down.
Suggestion 2: because Nadja was anally raped by her math test
Suggestion 3: Jesus, because he’s rich and has pools and Cadillac, that homeboy who wangster bitches fight o’er.
Suggestion 4: break down the big stone fort around ur heart and drain the motherfucking sistersleeping moat, and u know it is because all royal families are incestuous.
Suggestion 5: and stab the alligator.
Suggestion 6: LIE. In bed!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Suggestion 7: to see or not to see? Make other people see by posting on blog.
Suggestion 8: this suggestion has been censored
Suggestion 9: Sex is wangster? Gangster? Or asian?
My voice feels raspy, and the cursor keeps disappearing. GODDAMN.
Szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
She can’t sing when her parents get home.
This is a parable. But also it is a documentary of how the mind works. And this is all about wisdom and suggestions.
Suggestion 10: u knowwwwwwwwwwww
Suggestion 11: Turn it up
Suggestion 12: AND FUCKING LISTEN!!!!
Suggestion 13: crush lists
Suggestion 14: Girl boners. YEAH!
-Dakota, Nadja, And Laura(except laura had nothing to do with the religious parts (only sex))
and pictures of such things:
www.dotphoto.com/MemViewAlbum.asp?AID=1295443
(if you have to log in, it's username Nadja, password blah)
Glass vase cello case begins this epic tale. In the beginning there was the word and the word was word. And then from its rib sprung porn, and they had a child named pot. But sometimes they called him pacalolo, and other times, Jesus. Laura takes pictures, of cigarettes floating over keyboards and ashes. This is a the girl in front of the computer screen in the computer lit room, but now we leave this heroine to her cigarettes and move onto the Parisian.
Um Um Just type these lyrics and dance. Ashes in the keyboard symbolize the ASHES OF CHRIST, because our lives exist only for religious symbolisms. But Jesus was just one writer and we are just three lonely writers. Like the three kings of Jesus we are his messengers. But you may be his messengers but you are a nerd. One was a nerd, one was a drunk, and the other was a sex fiend. Make a pulse. This is how I feel about my life. You’re just transcribing. Except that she has a shorthand machine which is way fucking cooler than your dell
I have a butt! I feel like I could just feel myself up and be fascinated for life. I feel like I’m going to be embarrassed in the morning. You actually put it in italics? I’m always embarrassed but don’t be cause she’s such a woman.
If it all came down. You didn’t type magnetic fields. You fail at life! Dfucker! I’m a duhfucker. Hahaha. Well guhfuck you I’ll duck fuck you. This was really hgood at first
But then those goddamn sinners came and they don’t realize it they just keep masturbating. I don’t have anything to feel!
And it all comes down
Ok! Back to the bible! Because we have only a simple message, few words which penetrate deep into the soul. Our message, our one and only message is: “ Why don’t you guess it, you dumb sheet-head.
We don’t know much but we do know this; people need to have sex. Like Montgomery!!! But you should also have sex before you’re married, because otherwise you’ll marry someone horrible, and you’ll still be mean to people, kind of like Montgomery. Although, I don’t think Montgomery has lost his virginity yet. Who would fuck you?
And you might stop having sex because they’re telling you you’re ugly cause you’re OLD.
On the subject of old people, sometimes they’re smart and sometimes they’re dumb. But they are beautiful and they have long silvery hair. When I grow up, I want to have long silvery gray hair.
What comes next? More sex. Because this is after all, the porn bible. It is? Yes. Who knew? You are a friendster.
I am a made to order friendster picture, liar. Achooooooooo achooooooooo achooooooooo hark to the wisdom of Christ! Christ is a stoner, ach-ats why we love ‘im. I am a manly shed. I am a mangy nerd. Huhuhuhu. Manly shed! Because manly is like penis. HOHO! My legs go vagina. TO vagina or NOT to vagina. But that’s not at all the question.
Sinners and saints beware what you do but especially saints because Jesus forgave “them [sinners, but I suppose them sinners is a bit too gangster for our man Christ] they know not what they do, but he never thought to send god the forgive saints too they’re even better than sinners memo. So you saintly men, you may be gay, for Patrick is a saint and he is gay and this all proves everything. You don’t even need blind faith. And if this has skipped a beat or two, check for brain damage or early onset Alzheimer’s, and also sobriety. In case of the latter a dose of pot would be necessary. Well that dose is big. And if that fails, also there is wine. This is the night of porn. It was lesbian, well u know fake lesbian porn, this is a bible.
Suggestion 3333333333: 3 is a good symbol.
Suggestion 3333333334: Do not talk to god if u make fun of the seekers at home and sin a lot. This is more for sinners than saints because god is a good guy but he doesn’t know how to take jokes, and if u talk to him in ur head on escalators because they are finally working and u are so tired that if they hadn’t been u might have cried and u just want it to keep working all that way to the top and apologize for making fun of him, he’ll confer with mr nieves and find out how many times u’ve been late, and not take ur excuse and haul out and STOP the escalator.
Nadja would make a great porn star. Aspire to be sexy, because why not. SEX IS A NECESSARY PART OF LIFE.
Suggestion 3333333335: shorten suggestion numbers
Suggestion 3333333336: Shove it up ur ass.
Suggestion 3333333337: here begin shorter numbers.
Suggestion 1: When u can’t stand up straight sit down, like laura and Nadja but Nadja can’t sit down.
Suggestion 2: because Nadja was anally raped by her math test
Suggestion 3: Jesus, because he’s rich and has pools and Cadillac, that homeboy who wangster bitches fight o’er.
Suggestion 4: break down the big stone fort around ur heart and drain the motherfucking sistersleeping moat, and u know it is because all royal families are incestuous.
Suggestion 5: and stab the alligator.
Suggestion 6: LIE. In bed!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Suggestion 7: to see or not to see? Make other people see by posting on blog.
Suggestion 8: this suggestion has been censored
Suggestion 9: Sex is wangster? Gangster? Or asian?
My voice feels raspy, and the cursor keeps disappearing. GODDAMN.
Szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
She can’t sing when her parents get home.
This is a parable. But also it is a documentary of how the mind works. And this is all about wisdom and suggestions.
Suggestion 10: u knowwwwwwwwwwww
Suggestion 11: Turn it up
Suggestion 12: AND FUCKING LISTEN!!!!
Suggestion 13: crush lists
Suggestion 14: Girl boners. YEAH!
-Dakota, Nadja, And Laura(except laura had nothing to do with the religious parts (only sex))
and pictures of such things:
www.dotphoto.com/MemViewAlbum.asp?AID=1295443
(if you have to log in, it's username Nadja, password blah)
Saturday, January 10, 2004
circles.
